i permit you to call me
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
