Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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