Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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