I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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