She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I have post one night stand depression
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