I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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