I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
