I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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