Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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