I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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