Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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