i was born a porn star she said
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
