I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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