She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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