i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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