can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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