im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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