I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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