And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The beers last night were like the tears from god
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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