You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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