i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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