Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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