Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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