is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I am naked and annoyed.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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