Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im holly from the hills drunk
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
