i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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