Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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