So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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