If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My vagina is officially offended.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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