Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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