Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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