I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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