just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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