YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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