Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
love makes seman taste better
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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