just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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