i jhust puked up my retainher.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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