vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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