ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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