Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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