Don't you send me to vm
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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