Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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