Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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