carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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