And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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