wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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