Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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