belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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