I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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