woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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