Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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