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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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