Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
