You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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