You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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