using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
